February 2011
156 posts
Watchkisabel:
super-meggo:/j-joe:
PLAY MARIO
I. Am. Cannibal.: Hey, Republicans redefining... →
thenewhotness:
numnumsbylaura:
“With this legislation, which was introduced last week by Rep. Chris Smith (R-N.J.), Republicans propose that the rape exemption be limited to “forcible rape.”
forcible rape sounds like an oxymoron. Isn’t rape already forced? What are you trying to…
“Just because you fail once, doesn’t mean you’re gonna fail at everything.”
– Marilyn Monroe (via enjoy-the-silence)
Watchfuckyeahkristenwiig:
Michelle Dison (Kristin Wiig), a newly-divorced reporter, struggles through a live interview with, and a confused attraction to, Crystal Duggler (Jaime Pressley), the winner of the Hands on a Hard Body contest.
“Stop talking about love. Every asshole in the world says that he loves somebody,...”
– the last kiss (via breeabby)
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you grab the hand of someone you think you know, only to turn and face a complete stranger.
Joie De Vivre: If you are kind, people may accuse... →
maluna:
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives Be kind anyway People are often unreasonable and self-centered Forgive them anyway If you are honest, people may cheat you Be honest anyway If you find happiness, people may be jealous Be happy anyway The good you do today, may be…
“What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things,...”
– Unknown (via maluna)
January 2011
205 posts
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein (via mols)
That awkward moment when someone asks to see your...
Then you delete all incriminating text messages and pictures like a ninja before you hand it over
Or act like you don’t hear them
LMFAO ,
LMFAOO
That awkward moment when someone tries to insult...
lezbhonest:
On Valentine's Day:
nicholashoultdaily:
What My Friends Will Be Doing:
What I’ll Be Doing:
“If I was gay, there would be no closet, you would never see the closet I came...”
– Henry Rollins. (via daleksontumblr)
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you yell your own name during sex
“It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it. Some people, as far...”
– High Fidelity (via uncannie)
“To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung...”
– C.S. Lewis (The Four Loves)
